Why Is the Word Feces So Funny

I can build and fix small engines using only vomit, feces and rotted animals.

Due to my gross motor skills.

A goldfish swims into a bar...

barman asks, "Why the long feces?"

What is a dog's favorite candy?

Feces pieces

Two dogs meet on the street and sniff each other...

Finally one says, "I don't recall your name but your feces familiar."

What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

*On the Origin of Feces*

Why shouldn't you eat mushrooms that grow out of frog feces?

they might be toad stools....

What do you find in Reese's washroom?

Reese's Feces

Inmates screaming, throwing feces, refusing to wear clothes. The sale of 4chan has not been well received by long-time visitors of the site.

I'll never forget the Christmas Eve my father went to jail.

It didn't take long before he got violent, abusive, screaming and thrashing around, smearing feces on the walls...

I'll never play Monopoly with him again.

I'm giving my wife a feces transplant.

Compared to all the other things I do for her this is just a drop in the bucket.

What did a termite said to another?

All around me are familiar feces.

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Whats does Excel and a man who plays with his own feces have in common?

They both spread sheets.

The best way to protect yourself from grizzly bears is to wear bells and carry pepper spray

Next you need to be able to identify their feces, it has little bells in it and smells like pepper.

I'm mad about the Mad Pooper lady,

I hope she feces justice!

Local mom discovers innovative uses of dog feces.

Number 2 will amaze you.

I've invented a one step procedure that lets you use human feces just like modeling modeling clay!

::pinches nose::

An elderly, married couple walks into a hospital.

The doctor says to the old man, 'I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample.'
The old man says, 'What?' So the doctor says it again. Once again the deaf old codger says, What?'
So the doctor yells it: 'I NEED A URINE SAMPLE A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!'
With that the old man's wife turns to her doddery husband and says, 'He needs a pair of your underwear'.

My dog ate a package of peanut butter cups.

Now he's pooping out Reeses Feces.

Did you know the Smithsonian is trying to open a new exhibit on preserved presidential feces?

They are still looking for the famed Lincoln log.

My brother took going to jail pretty hard. He refused all offers of food and drink, spat and swore at everyone who passed by, and smeared his own feces all over the walls...

Needless to say we'll never play Monopoly again..

Sean Connery caused a public outrage in the 1960s by coming out of his hotel room with feces covering the front of his suit

He told a girl to sit on his lap.

Two guys are drinking in a bar and one says, "Man, I've really had it with my brother in law."

The 2nd guy asks what happened, and the 1st guy tells him, "He had to go to jail last night and he went nuts. He fought, kicked, screamed, and flung a handful of feces on the wall." The 2nd guy says, "Man he really sounds like a piece of work." The 1st guy says, "Yeah, that's the last time we invite him over to play Monopoly."

A detective walked over to his car

As he made the approach, he saw a smattering of crow feces on it and said,

*"There's been a murder..."*

An 80 year old man walks into the doctor's office

After the examination, the doctor says: "Sir, you have to give blood, feces, urine and if possible sperm for tests." The man replied: "Well, doctor, I'm in a bit of a hurry, will it be okay if I just left my underpants?"

What did the Angry Video Game Nerd do at the San Diego Zoo after playing Rocky on the Sega Master System?

he took a bath in elephant feces!

What is a autocoprophagy's favorite cereal?

Feces puffs

What is a autocoprophagy's favorite candy?

Feces pieces

Why does killer whale feces smell so good?

Because it's shampoo.

Why shouldn't you eat clothes?

You might get fleecy feces

What do you call fake feces?

Shampoo.

What did the Frenchman say when asked if consumed feces

Peut Etre

My doctor just thanked me for submitting the minimum amount of feces for my stool sample.

I told him it was the least I could doo.

What do you say to a person who sells you a bowl of feces?

That's bowl-shit!

Did you hear about the computer chicks that ate each other's feces?

2 Girls 1 CPU

This sub is basically shit.

Not a joke. I'm scouring the ocean floor in a vessel mainly made of zebra feces.

Did you hear about the old prospector who accidentally swallowed a gold nugget?

I saw him digging through is feces, so I asked him what he was doing. He said he was just mining his own business.

My brother got all his properties taken way and thrown in jail last night

When he was in jail he threw feces all over the walls..

That was the last time we played monopoly.

I accidentally swallowed a small gold nugget

So I dug through my feces to find it. My wife walked in and asked me what I was doing. I told her I was just mining my own business.

how to eat a human

a shark teaching his son " always circle around these humans 5 times before eating them"

the son replied " why can't I just eat them directly ?"

the shark replied " well, if you wanna eat them along with their feces it's your choice"

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